And so we continue on with the reemergence of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God today with Episode Four (or as I had dubbed it: Let Me Bowl or Let Me Die!) On with the evolution of writing and styling of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God.
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Continuing with my reintroduction and assessment of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God, I decided that I would do a speech. Why did I find this enjoyable? Speeches are great because anything can happen. Sure, they're scripted. Yeah, accidents happen. Of course, people can die. But what if you add in a magical, fictional deity that prides themselves in killing, pillaging, plundering the assholes of his victim's, and who knows what else? Well, you get this "speech."
The massive and exciting conclusion of Season One of "The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God" is here! There will be many monsters slain, and people killed off. A comet, a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Then we'll have an ice-cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
Our fantastic group of heroes penetrate (ha!) the defenses of the Toymaker and confront him at the portal, where he is summoning baddies from multiple universes. Look out, kids. Dark Souls 3 is coming to the Wasteland. Also, imagine that bass beat... do it!
Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s lair…facility…house…apartment? Hideout? What the hell is it again exactly? It’s like an island…lair…thing. That doesn’t help. Whatever. We’re gonna go with base. Alright, let’s start over again. — Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s base. The group set on exacting vengeance for the settlement […]
The Toymaker’s eyes moved line to line as to the quantity and kind, to use for his preparations against the Bear God and his friends. “Let’s see, barrels of radioactive waste, acid, all the mechanized Ghouls, the hybrid Mutants, modified Synths, upgraded Raiders.” His eyes stopped at the various mechanized Wasteland creatures he had captured. A grin sprawled across his […]
The Bear God and DC 009 are remade. The group gets all set up for their revenge against the Toymaker.
The Bear God tries to strike a deal with the Maker to save the SS. #Writing #fiction In the moment where he met his…untimely end…Percival aka DC 009 projected a final thought to the Bear God. Thank you. Confused, the Bear God looked at the mechanical Deathclaw’s eyes just before the detonation. Percival had completed his mission. He found the […]
In the moment where he met his…untimely end…Percival aka DC 009 projected a final thought to the Bear God. Thank you. Confused, the Bear God looked at the mechanical Deathclaw’s eyes just before the detonation. Percival had completed his mission. He found the one that would end the Toymaker and his plans and give him the bigger piece of the […]
Rubricon punched a wall of a building, causing it to crumble to rubble. “Why can’t anything go right for me?” he sighed. His ears twitched and pointed in several directions. “Probably because you’re just too. . .soft.” The Bear God snickered, reaching for an ear. “Go to Hell.” Rubricon snorted. “Eh, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. The […]