Darkness. All that there is—is darkness. Then a pale light emanates above something—or someone. The camera comes close and reveals the silhouette of a figure. A sexy figure—in armor and fur. The camera then pans up and reveals the sexy beast to be The Bear God wearing night vision goggles. He pulls them off and gives a toothy grin. “Kept […]
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The stagnant conclusion of the first episode of The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God. After cliche remarks and sexual proddings, the Bear God gets his Hentai Tentacle gig on. He also eats a sandwich and knows that you're all super jealous. . .he loves it.
It's the premier of Season Two for The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God — Episode One: To Hell and Back. Picking up immediately after Season One's finale at Portalpocalypse [Part Two] the Bear God wrestles Diablo in Hell and combats evil anew. In short, the shit is about to hit the fan...again.
The portal is open and has unleashed Hell and more. Can our heroes defeat the villainous Diablo and the heinous villains from another universe...other universes...? Find out!
Ben struggles to maintain his sanity over doubt and his emotions. The portal spits out Diablo. The shit starts to hit the fan. It's also Friday. Shit. Just. Got. Real. #ITSREAL
Our fantastic group of heroes penetrate (ha!) the defenses of the Toymaker and confront him at the portal, where he is summoning baddies from multiple universes. Look out, kids. Dark Souls 3 is coming to the Wasteland. Also, imagine that bass beat... do it!
Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s lair…facility…house…apartment? Hideout? What the hell is it again exactly? It’s like an island…lair…thing. That doesn’t help. Whatever. We’re gonna go with base. Alright, let’s start over again. — Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s base. The group set on exacting vengeance for the settlement […]
The Toymaker’s eyes moved line to line as to the quantity and kind, to use for his preparations against the Bear God and his friends. “Let’s see, barrels of radioactive waste, acid, all the mechanized Ghouls, the hybrid Mutants, modified Synths, upgraded Raiders.” His eyes stopped at the various mechanized Wasteland creatures he had captured. A grin sprawled across his […]
The Bear God and DC 009 are remade. The group gets all set up for their revenge against the Toymaker.
The Bear God tries to strike a deal with the Maker to save the SS. #Writing #fiction In the moment where he met his…untimely end…Percival aka DC 009 projected a final thought to the Bear God. Thank you. Confused, the Bear God looked at the mechanical Deathclaw’s eyes just before the detonation. Percival had completed his mission. He found the […]