Darkness. All that there is—is darkness. Then a pale light emanates above something—or someone. The camera comes close and reveals the silhouette of a figure. A sexy figure—in armor and fur. The camera then pans up and reveals the sexy beast to be The Bear God wearing night vision goggles. He pulls them off and gives a toothy grin. “Kept […]
The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God
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The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God returns this Fall with more entries and advancements to the overall story, plus the current arc. Season Two will finish up, and then in Winter/Spring Season Three will debut. Some characters will live. Some will die. Others may evolve, and others may become Mary-Sue characters because nothing within the universe quite makes sense. All […]
Hey, Folks. I thought I’d do some updates of what is slated to come out for the Summer and rest of the year. What does that entail? Let’s list it out! The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal in all formats. This means paperback, hardcover, and digital. Digital will be up first and priced at $2.99 on Amazon and right […]
It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends get involved in a zombie apocalypse, and Ben finally gets to floss his teeth. Shiny!
It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. Albrecht decides to transform into a new killing machine. Meanwhile, Ben evolves into a new water type Pokemon. No, not really...but let's just say that.
The Writing ®Evolution: Evil May Evolve, But So Can I #writing #fiction #parody #mashups Hey, kiddies. We are back with Episode 28 of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. A few more, or at least the wrap-up of the Crimson Tyrant Arc and it’s off to the races. See what I did there with the “r” in the title? […]
It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends come face to face with the Crimson Tyrant, Albrecht. Ben goes toe to toe, fist to claw, in this jerkingly jerk jerked, beating off, episode...entry...thing.
Action. Check. Dystopian. Check. Comedy. Check. Raunchy. . .Sexy. Double-check. It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends infiltrate a building to retrieve some hostages, find out what happened inside, and what the hell the FAP Virus is.
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup of mashups: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends return to a normal life. Ha, just kidding. A new arc begins for our trio.
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup of mashups: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends wave goodbye to their Space Crew. . .friends. What new adventures await our intrepid heroes?