Darkness. All that there is—is darkness. Then a pale light emanates above something—or someone. The camera comes close and reveals the silhouette of a figure. A sexy figure—in armor and fur. The camera then pans up and reveals the sexy beast to be The Bear God wearing night vision goggles. He pulls them off and gives a toothy grin. “Kept […]
Post-apocalyptic
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It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends get involved in a zombie apocalypse, and Ben finally gets to floss his teeth. Shiny!
It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends come face to face with the Crimson Tyrant, Albrecht. The Bear God also gets green goo in his eyes, and the goggles do nothing.
Action. Check. Dystopian. Check. Comedy. Check. Raunchy. . .Sexy. Double-check. It's the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution. The Bear God and friends infiltrate a building to retrieve some hostages, find out what happened inside, and what the hell the FAP Virus is.
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup of mashups: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends return to a normal life. Ha, just kidding. A new arc begins for our trio.
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup of mashups: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends wave goodbye to their Space Crew. . .friends. What new adventures await our intrepid heroes?
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends finish up their bout against Kronam and the other Synths. Things are going to go boom. Pants will fly. Things will get pregnant. It must be the air. . .
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends take it on the run, baby, because that's the way the Maker wants it, baby. And he don't want you messing around with it. The Bear God is in your base, killing your dudes!
Writing Style ®Evolution: The Bear God, The Super Mutant Barbarian King, and Derp #writing Good day, everyone, and welcome to the show. In this episode of Writing Evolution (viva la revolucion!) of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God, as we are about to wrap up the “Space Visitor” story arc. Here, we are introduced to Kronam, a Super Mutant […]
Action, comedy, dystopian, raunchy, crazy, sexy. . .cool. It's the mashup: The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. The Bear God and friends versus Synths, Hybrids, Super Mutants and get called "Derpy" a lot. Bring a towel, folks. It's getting moist.