Continuing with my reintroduction and assessment of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God, I decided that I would do a speech.
Why did I find this enjoyable? Speeches are great because anything can happen. Sure, they're scripted. Yeah, accidents happen. Of course, people can die. But what if you add in a magical, fictional deity that prides themselves in killing, pillaging, plundering the assholes of his victim's, and who knows what else?
Well, you get this "speech."