Predict This! Is Retiring…Like That One Guy’s Sex Life I wanted to announce that my phone predictive text little ditty, Predict This! is going to retire. It’s possible it may return some day. If it does, it will be under a new idea and name. Probably. With that notion however, I am introducing Cynical Sammy, or Quotes From Sammie, or Sammie the Dick. Eh, […]
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I wanted to announce that my phone predictive text little ditty, Predict This! is going to retire. It’s possible it may return some day. If it does, it will be under a new idea and name. Probably. With that notion however, I am introducing Cynical Sammy, or Quotes From Sammy, or Sammy the Dick. Eh, no, that last one could be misconstrued. Tell […]
Welcome back for another edition of Predict This! Sammy wanted to share a. . .thought. . .he had, and I didn’t object so. . .I hope you enjoy. If not, well. . .you’re not edgy enough for him.* This is classified as “Extreme!” because it’s a lot longer than it usually is. In any case, I hope everyone had a […]
Warm, spongy—glistening from the oven. Day passes, leftover from the maniacal day. Clearance, take home—a late night snack.
Grumbling, growling; you wince. You attempt to drown me; such fallacy. You give in, succumbing to the table. Satisfied. For now.
Waiting, patient. Morning turns into the afternoon, then into night. Headlights offer a silhouette. Run. Door. Happiness. Find lap. Happy dog.