The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal (Hardcover)


The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal is a novella about a man named Bob who commits suicide and finds himself in a hellish loop. He then takes advantage of his seemingĀ “immortality” and develops an “itch” for killing himself.

Formerly a social experiment by the author and a self-therapy or sorts, The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal is a dark comedy that brings light to a social taboo that many avert their eyes.

Portions of proceeds will benefit Suicide Awareness and Prevention charities, as well as to Veterans who are suffering.


Hey, folks. My name is Bob Barnem, and I’m a chronic suicidal.

Do you ever get that itch? And I’m not talking about something that can be treated with a cream or powder.

You don’t follow? All right, say you’re driving down the highway. Have you ever just had a sudden urge to jump out of the car? Or maybe play intimately with traffic? In short, have you ever felt a desire for the thrill of suicide without the consequence of death?

This is a tale about my various ways of suicide, and encountering a bizarre knife, some phantom creatures, and being a hero–sometimes.

Things are about to get really exciting for both of us.

Some itches just need to be scratched.


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