Darkness. All that there is—is darkness. Then a pale light emanates above something—or someone. The camera comes close and reveals the silhouette of a figure. A sexy figure—in armor and fur. The camera then pans up and reveals the sexy beast to be The Bear God wearing night vision goggles. He pulls them off and gives a toothy grin. “Kept […]
The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God
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Though no introduction is needed, The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God returns with its eyes on the prize. You. Read the evolution of the story and writing style starting with the pilot episode.
The stagnant conclusion of the first episode of The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God. After cliche remarks and sexual proddings, the Bear God gets his Hentai Tentacle gig on. He also eats a sandwich and knows that you're all super jealous. . .he loves it.
It's the premier of Season Two for The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God — Episode One: To Hell and Back. Picking up immediately after Season One's finale at Portalpocalypse [Part Two] the Bear God wrestles Diablo in Hell and combats evil anew. In short, the shit is about to hit the fan...again.
The massive and exciting conclusion of Season One of "The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God" is here! There will be many monsters slain, and people killed off. A comet, a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Then we'll have an ice-cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
The portal is open and has unleashed Hell and more. Can our heroes defeat the villainous Diablo and the heinous villains from another universe...other universes...? Find out!
Ben struggles to maintain his sanity over doubt and his emotions. The portal spits out Diablo. The shit starts to hit the fan. It's also Friday. Shit. Just. Got. Real. #ITSREAL
Rob drops a line, addressing that the "season" of "The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God" will be ending soon. More details inside!
Our fantastic group of heroes penetrate (ha!) the defenses of the Toymaker and confront him at the portal, where he is summoning baddies from multiple universes. Look out, kids. Dark Souls 3 is coming to the Wasteland. Also, imagine that bass beat... do it!
Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s lair…facility…house…apartment? Hideout? What the hell is it again exactly? It’s like an island…lair…thing. That doesn’t help. Whatever. We’re gonna go with base. Alright, let’s start over again. — Our intrepid heroes ventured through the Wasteland back towards the Toymaker’s base. The group set on exacting vengeance for the settlement […]