Do you like stories? I hope you do. . .because there’s no choice! [maniacal cackle]
So, whilst on my adventures in the Commonwealth, I stumbled upon some holotapes that told a very true tale. . .
I shall take joy in playing these to my children as they get older, and teach them the lessons in not trusting red squirrels. . .or cats. I guess I am getting rid of my cats.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the tale of “The New Squirrel,” with Storytime Simon!